ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem

The ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem is a reoccurring bit of a hypothesized line of reasoning linked by differing cases. The general proposition, or theorem, is that members of ARDG have had malfunctioning scroll wheels since them, all seemingly happening one after another closely within each case's relevance window.

The "progenitor" of this theorem was due to a notable case of a malfunctioning scroll wheel by Mint occurring back on January 29th of 2024 at around 03:39. However, the oldest recorded case of a broken scroll wheel was back on January 20th of 2023.