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The '''ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem''' is a reoccurring bit of a hypothesized line of reasoning linked by differing cases. The general proposition, or theorem, is that members of ARDG | The '''ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem''' is a reoccurring bit of a hypothesized line of reasoning linked by differing cases. The general proposition, or theorem, is that members of ARDG will inevitably be victim to malfunctioning scroll wheels, all seemingly happening one after another closely within each case's relevance window. | ||
The "progenitor" of this theorem was due to a notable case of a malfunctioning scroll wheel by Mint occurring back on January 29th of 2024 at around 03:39. However, the oldest recorded case of a broken scroll wheel was back on January 20th of 2023. | The "progenitor" of this theorem was due to a notable case of a malfunctioning scroll wheel by Mint occurring back on January 29th of 2024 at around 03:39. However, the oldest recorded case of a broken scroll wheel was back on January 20th of 2023. Ever since then, multiple other instances have occurred where this theorem is true. | ||
----Below is a list of every recorded instance. This will be updated over time. | |||
{| class="wikitable sortable" | |||
!Date | |||
!Subject | |||
!Issue | |||
!Mouse | |||
|- | |||
|2023-01-20 | |||
|Rae | |||
|wheel | |||
|— | |||
|- | |||
|2024-01-29 | |||
|Mint | |||
|wheel | |||
|Logitech G403 Wireless | |||
|- | |||
|2024-01-31 | |||
|Nes | |||
|wheel | |||
|— | |||
|- | |||
|2024-02-12 | |||
|Derpzie | |||
|wheel (sorta) | |||
|— | |||
|- | |||
|2025-09-09 | |||
|Chimera | |||
|wheel | |||
|Endgame Gear XM2we | |||
|- | |||
|2025-09-23 | |||
|Valorie | |||
|RGB | |||
|— | |||
|} | |||
Latest revision as of 16:38, 24 September 2025
The ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem is a reoccurring bit of a hypothesized line of reasoning linked by differing cases. The general proposition, or theorem, is that members of ARDG will inevitably be victim to malfunctioning scroll wheels, all seemingly happening one after another closely within each case's relevance window.
The "progenitor" of this theorem was due to a notable case of a malfunctioning scroll wheel by Mint occurring back on January 29th of 2024 at around 03:39. However, the oldest recorded case of a broken scroll wheel was back on January 20th of 2023. Ever since then, multiple other instances have occurred where this theorem is true.
Below is a list of every recorded instance. This will be updated over time.
| Date | Subject | Issue | Mouse |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2023-01-20 | Rae | wheel | — |
| 2024-01-29 | Mint | wheel | Logitech G403 Wireless |
| 2024-01-31 | Nes | wheel | — |
| 2024-02-12 | Derpzie | wheel (sorta) | — |
| 2025-09-09 | Chimera | wheel | Endgame Gear XM2we |
| 2025-09-23 | Valorie | RGB | — |