ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem

The ARDG Scroll Wheel Theorem is a reoccurring bit of a hypothesized line of reasoning linked by differing cases. The general proposition, or theorem, is that members of ARDG will inevitably be victim to malfunctioning scroll wheels, all seemingly happening one after another closely within each case's relevance window.

The "progenitor" of this theorem was due to a notable case of a malfunctioning scroll wheel by Mint occurring back on January 29th of 2024 at around 03:39. However, the oldest recorded case of a broken scroll wheel was back on January 20th of 2023. Ever since then, multiple other instances have occurred where this theorem is true.